That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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