i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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