When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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