she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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