is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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