Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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