Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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