So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize
