It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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