piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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