Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i think i have two assholes
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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