Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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