That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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