So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm just crazy horny about you
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Randomize
