I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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