just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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