So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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