just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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