wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
this will be a night to untag.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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