I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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