A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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