Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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