We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
you made out with another girl for some wings
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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