just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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