Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I understand Curling. That high.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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