his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I think your dad took our porno
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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