Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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