there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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