I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Randomize