I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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