Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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