dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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