so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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