I just cut my nipple shaving
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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