i wish starbucks made bloody marys
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
wow bdsm is so cute
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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