ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I wear drunk well.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize