We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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