i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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