Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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