On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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