Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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