it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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