Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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