Pappa wants mamma naked
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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