THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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