He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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