Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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