haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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