He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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