You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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