Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
sex in a hospital.. check
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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