yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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